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	Scientists Have unlocked an Ancient Secret that have pondered Shih Tzu breeders Where does the Imperial Shih Tzu Come from ? Are they just a Myth? For Years it was believed that Shih Tzu traveled from Tibet through Europe and bred to the Pekinese and on to the United States, where the Shih Tzu was developed to the dog it is today. But Where did these little runts come from? Bad Breeding ? Many Breeders felt the Imperials came to the United States from Australia. Not any more.
Photographs taken by the Hemi Space Probe	The Shih Tzu has a very vague history and has always been guarded by the Tibetan Temple Gods. Scientists and breeders have have divided theorys. American Shih Tzu Club felt the smaller so-called Imperial Shih Tzu was a " Myth ". According to a spokesperson at the American Shih Tzu Club these anomalies were sickly poorly bred Shih Tzus from breeding a smaller versions to smaller version. Spokesperson of the Imperial Shih Tzu club, Debbie Jensen of ImperialShihTzu.com says its all genetics and selective breeding, and felt their shih tzu size was the origional but could not offer any proof. Now I can On Friday March 2 2004 the Hemi Space probe has sent back photos of the Moons surface. Crawling all over the surface of the moon were tiny adorable Shih Tzu dogs. Space photos prove The Imperial Shih Tzu has come from outer space and many are living on the moon. Researchers are working day and night to discover why they only chose certain Shih Tzu lines to procreate with and ignored other lines of Shih Tzu. According to Dr Jack Cass of the University of Genetics states " I feel these Imperial Shih Tzus are much higher in intelligent and spiritualy superior to those found on Earth. These tiny little dogs chose breeders not by the healthy lines alone but felt a spiritual connection for certain rare open minded breeders on Earth."

A Grilled Cheese Sandwich with a photo of the Famous Imperal Shih Tzu " The Gabe " The Grilled Cheese Sandwich sold on Ebay for 20 thousand to a man named Russel Conrad. We tried for weeks to get an interview with MR Conrad and we found him in his Brentwood home and got this statement. Im not a religious man but I know a miracle when I eat one.

Dog Portraits Dog Portraits are becoming the lasted craze Pet Owners spend thousands of dollars on their pets each year According to Dog Worlds magazine graphics editor " No artist posses the remarkable special gifted ability as Sara Jane Harpole." Shes a phenomenon. Why would anyone go anywhere else.
According to Sara Jane Dog Artist. " I see dog Auras and I just paint what I see " When I was a child I thought I was going crazy because all animals has this multi colored glows.       Years later I meet my husband Andy who said your not crazy Sara Jane,       Your Special.	Artist Sara Jane Harpole

Psychic Ramona and Gerri Chambers have team up. According to Gerri Chambers her Dog Tribble has a nose the color gold. Ramona a well " renounded " Dog Psychic believes Tribble is the link to spirits on the other side.

Narcotics News A Florida narcotics detection dog has recovered after snorting a wrap of heroin hidden under a stamp on a letter. Horame County Jail staff say sniffer dog Bow looked shocked after inhaling the white powder while checking through inmates mail. Corrections Officer Elaine Humperdink said: "When he got to that letter he started snorting and he sat and turned around really surprised and was making an ugly face and he had white powder on the end of his nose." She said a tiny bag of heroin secreted under the stamp had opened up and Bow got "a nose full". "It's scary because we are close. If anything ever happened to him, I don't know what I'd do," she says. Bow was rushed to the vet. They gave him an injection and hopefully will be back on the job soon. Bow has asked you to forward your letters to the Betty Ford center".

Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas . Denise R Knocken Says " Im tired of the high cost of cigarettes. Its gettig to the point I cant afford to buy dog food. So Im staging a smoke-a-thon and sit by the Hard Rock pool. Says Denise when the price of smokes are lowered to 50 cents she will pack up her dogs and go home. The Las Vegas Police Chaptian Ivan Itchy Butt says there is really nothing we can do. The dogs seem to be protecting Denise so we are staying back, besides Im a smoker too and Im tired of the extra expense

Crapper News Facts In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.. According to hospital figures, dogs bite an average of 1 million Americans a year. A frightened dog puts it's tail between it's legs because it covers the scent glands in the anal area. Since the anal glands carry personal scents that identify individual dogs, the tail-between the-legs behavior is the canine equivalent of insecure humans hiding their faces. There's a "meow" in the middle of "homeowner." According to a survey by the American Animal Hospital Association, 53 percent of pet owners vacation or travel with their pets. The notion that cats and dogs are natural enemies (suggested by the phrase,"fighting like cats and dogs") is overstated, if not simply false. Generally speaking, cats and dogs get along better than cats and cats or dogs and dogs. Surveys show that 62 percent of dog owners admit that their dog owns a sweater, wintercoat or raincoat. Cats prefer to eat their food at 86º F, which is why they don't immediately gulp down the half-eaten can of food from the refrigerator. At the end of the Beatles' song 'A Day in the Life,' an ultrasonic whistle, only audible to dogs, was recorded by Paul McCartney for his Shetland sheepdog. The most prized and sought after Great Pyrenees dogs are ones with two extra toes and dewclaws on their hind feet.

More Crapper News Facts At least 63% of dog owners admitted to kissing their dogs. Of these, some 45% kissed them on the nose, 19% on the neck, 7% on the back, 5% on the stomach and 2% on the legs. An additional 29% listed the place they kiss their dog as other! Newfoundland dogs are strong swimmers due to their webbed feet. Fleas have changed history. More human deaths have been attributed to fleas than all the wars ever fought. As carriers of the bubonic plague, fleas were responsible for killing one-third of the population of Europe in the 14th century. The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout. A dog was once the King of Norway for 3 years during the 11th centurey AD. The Norwegian King, angry his subjects once deposed him put Saur on the throne, demanding that he be treated regally. Great Danes can eat up to 8 1/2 pounds of food a day. To figure out your "true dog's age" in human terms, count the first full year as 15 years, the second full year as 10 yeas and all the following years as 3 years. In other words, a 5 year old dog would be: 15+10+3+3+3=34 years old. More than 5 million puppies are born in the United States each year. Scientists studied the DNA of twenty eight different breeds and found that none of them could be distinguished from that of a wolf, with the exception of one breed. The Imperial Shih Tzu had DNA that was unique.

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